sittin in the airport.
Dearest Tumblyt00b,
so, im stuck in this fucking dumb ass airport. The show in north carolina got cancelled, therefore making me sit in the airport for 9 hours because i couldn’t transfer flights to myrtle beach. silly me for not knowing it’d be 765$ to fly out of myrtle beach. I pretty much told the customer service rep to get fucked. She wanted to blow me.
Last night, had to have been one of the funniest nights I’ve had in a while. Notice now, my proper use of grammar and capitalization. We all went to IHOP, Rocky, Ross and Brian stayed in the van. Gee golly whizz do I regret not staying in the van. I come back from not getting a fucking thing, and staring at Henry high off his ass laughing, to hear all those guys laughing there ass off. Me being intrigued, “What’s so funny dude’s?” This is when I learned about the infamous “tumblytube.” Vinnie has this, dare I say fetish for tumblr. Quite adorable. We noticed that he was frequently on the computer, writing these blogs. If you haven’t read it, I compared it to the writing of a 6 year old. For example:
“Dear Mr. Tumbles,
Today good. show got cancelled. lol’d at sonic and now drop billy off airport. we said bye. off to south carolina.”
All jokes aside though. He’s a great dude, all those guys are. Probably some of the best friends I’ve had in a while. Enough of that, back to the festivities.
So this girl we met at the show let us crash at her place. During the night she apparently caught an ill vag pounding. She had an obsession with zombies. I’m sure she’s a real zombie in the sack, taking chunks out of skin and shit. Slut.
Then we headed towards the airport, I entertained myself but kicking ass in NHL 09’. Straight DGAF’n mother fuckers in that game. Then I finally achieved my dream of eating at Sonic. It has to be the greatest place for fast food EVER. It was so delicious, I pounded down a double cheese burger and mozzarella stix. Bitch forgot my fries though, figures, she’s southern. Which brings me to my next point. Southerners: I’m sure you’re really nice people and everything, but your all fucking morons. Have a clue. Pretty girls on the other hand, be my southern Belle, that’d be killer. Coming home to a beautiful southern-accented woman, who ALREADY HAS DINNER ON THE TABLE. No questions asked, amazing. Southern hospitality is great, I love it.
Now for the most epic moment of the night. I gave Sonic an upper decker. I’m pretty sure that puts me in the books as a legend in 6 countries. North Carolina, have fun flushing shit water.
Well that should do it.
-Billy
3 years ago